Don't Ever Do This!

I can't believe I am even letting you all know how disgusting this is---but hopefully my mistake will prevent the rest of you from doing this to yourselves. My story goes as told:

Yesterday I got home about 10:00pm. Tyler had picked up a pizza and even though it was late, I was pretty hungry and decided to have a piece. First piece - delicious. Second piece - about 75% done and then WABAM... nausea like never before. I quickly put it down, cleaned up my plate and within a few minutes... yep, you guessed it - lost it all. I couldn't believe how SICK I was, especially so sudden. I went and layed down and then it all occurred to me. I had eaten SO much that day, and not only that, nothing but JUNK. Do you really want to know all the crap I ate yesterday? Oh you guys, don't judge me but here is the list (in the order I remember chowing down every item of complete humiliation):

Morning Time:

Diet Soda

Grapes

Mid-Morning:

Several Pixy-Sticks

Handful of Pringles

Lunch:

Chicken Breast

Corn

Dinner:

2 Cheeseburgers From Arctic Circle

Small French Fry

Mountain Dew

Evening:

2 Sugar Cookies
Late Night:

1.75 Pieces of Pizza

Can you just say DISGUSTING!!! I have never gorged myself like this before. In fact, I eat pretty healthy I think.

WARNING: Do not do this to yourself. You will be really sick and throw up. The End.